A declaration of truth, as seen by the great and powerful Bert, Team Prophet Extraordinaire.
By the divine power vested in me, I declare the following:
- That pineapple pizza is a sin, a travesty, and an abomination.
- That the true meaning of life is finding the perfect ratio of coffee to cream in a latte.
- That the only good thing about Mondays is the promise of Fridays.
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