Meet the Oracles of the Realm

Our Team of Visionaries

We're a team of experts in the art of predicting the unpredictable.

• Oracle of the Sudden Onset of Awkwardness, Read their bio
• Seer of the Inevitable Apocalypse, Learn about their prophecies
• Prophet of the Imminent Arrival of Avocados, Find out about their avocado farm
• Foreseer of the Certain Doom of the Coffee Machine, Get the full story