Welcome to our humble abode on the 42nd floor of the Galactic Tower, where the world's most powerful and majestic beings converge to shape the course of the universe. Meet our esteemed team members.
Lord Zorvath has been ruling the galaxy with an iron fist for 4 million years. His powers include telekinesis, teleportation, and an uncanny ability to make really bad dad jokes.
Read about our fearless leader's impressive resumeXexuon is responsible for our cosmic branding and public image. He can sell sand to the sand worms, and his mastery of the ancient art of persuasion has convinced many a star system to surrender to our benevolent rule.
Read about Xexuon's incredible feats of persuasionBlerp is our resident truth-twister. He can spin a lie so convincingly that even the most skeptical of aliens will believe it. His skills are unmatched in the galaxy, and we're all grateful for his services.
Read about Blerp's legendary deceptions