Alan in Accounting: Budget Battles

Recent Battles

• Expense Reports: Where the drama begins
• Departmental Disparu (a.k.a. Who ate the last of the Cheetos)

Battles Won:

• We successfully negotiated a 2% raise from the company's CEO, but only if we agreed to wear plaid pants on Fridays.
• We convinced the marketing team that our spreadsheets were, in fact, a form of art.

Battles Lost:

• Our attempt to get a foosball table in the break room was met with fierce resistance from HR.
• Our bid to rename the office to 'Accountoria' was rejected in favor of 'Innovation Central'.

Stay tuned for more thrilling updates from the battlefields of accounting!