It was a typical Tuesday afternoon when our hero, Alan, walked into the office break room to find his trusty coffee machine had been replaced with a fancy new one from "Brew-tal's Best" - a company known for their questionable business practices.
Alan's eyes scanned the room, taking in the sleek design of the new machine, when he noticed something off. The coffee was free. As in, completely free. No cups, no lids, no creamer - just a sign that read "Help Yourself, We're Broke!"
Alan's eyes narrowed. This was no coincidence. He knew that the CEO of Brew-tal's had a history of "reorganizing" company assets to cover his own lavish spending habits. This was a clear case of corporate embezzlement, and Alan was not going to stand for it.
Next: Episode 2 - "The Great Outpouring"
This page brought to you by Alan in Accounting, where every cup of coffee is a battle for the soul.