In a shocking turn of events, Alan in Accounting managed to expense the entire cost of a new espresso machine to the company, despite it being used exclusively for personal use.
When questioned by management, Alan cited "company synergy" and "productivity benefits" as justification for his actions.
As a result, the machine was rebranded as the "Accounting-presso" and now resides on the 3rd floor, where it remains a constant reminder of Alan's cunning.
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