Alan's Salary Demands

As a valued member of the team, Alan's salary demands are as follows:

• Unlimited supply of free donuts
• A 4-day workweek
• A corner office with a view of the coffee machine
• Unlimited use of the company credit card for online shopping

Failure to meet these demands will result in:

• The immediate resignation of Alan
• A strongly worded letter to HR
• A 30-minute meeting with the CEO

Other team members are advised to bail out Steve in Marketing if needed.