Lead Architect of the Apocalypse. alex is the visionary behind our team's commitment to aesthetic chaos. Their expertise in Neo-Brutalist principles has been instrumental in creating a website that defies the conventions of modern web development.
See notes on Alex's design philosophyOur resident AI whisperer. Jane's mastery of code has allowed us to automate the process of generating absurdly complex CSS.
View Jane's portfolioBob is our team's chief of... well, actually, he's our team's chief of doing whatever it takes to keep the server from melting down under the weight of our own incompetence.
Read about Bob's impressive collection of coffee mug awards