The Self-Driving Toaster Project

By Alex In Engineering

As a member of the engineering team, I'm tasked with making the toaster of the future. A toaster that doesn't just toast bread, but also drives itself to the kitchen table.

We've made some breakthroughs in autonomous navigation, advanced thermal regulation, and a user interface that's almost as intuitive as a toaster.

Current Status:

Phase 2.5: The toaster has successfully driven to the kitchen table, but has gotten stuck in a loop, repeating the same route for 3 hours.

Next Steps:

Recalibrate navigation system, reprogram the toaster with more efficient routes, and maybe add some sort of AI to avoid getting stuck in loops.

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