Bob Johnson: The Unstoppable Force

Bob Johnson is our resident genius, polymath, and self-proclaimed "King of Everything". He's been known to solve world problems with nothing but a toaster and some duct tape.

Publications:

• Thesis: "The Art of Doing Nothing: A Treatise on Procrastination as a Form of Genius
• Medal of Honor: "For Outstanding Contributions to Doing Absolutely Nothing Productive"
• References: Because Someone Had to Write These, Apparently

Stay tuned for more of Bob's groundbreaking works, including:

• The Sequel: "The Art of Doing Even Less: A Guide to Procrastination 2.0"