Bob is the mastermind behind all the aesthetically-challenged designs you see around here. He's a genius with a penchant for neon and a disdain for subtlety. His motto: "If it's not loud, it's not worth it."
Meet Bernie the Bland: Our Chief Decorator, who brings a touch of class to Bob's chaotic creations.
Bob's favorite pastime is reorganizing the office supply closet. He's a man of many hats, but not enough hair.
Ugly Couches - A line of furniture so uninviting, you'll never want to sit on it.
Neon Signs - Because who needs subtlety when you can blind your eyes with bright colors?
Bizarre Ideas - A collection of the most outlandish concepts to come from Bob's fertile brain.
Overly Complex Forms - Because who needs simplicity when you can make it hard to use?