Bob the Brain: The Unyielding Visionary

Chief Architectural Engineer of Blandishments

Bob is the mastermind behind all the aesthetically-challenged designs you see around here. He's a genius with a penchant for neon and a disdain for subtlety. His motto: "If it's not loud, it's not worth it."

Meet Bernie the Bland: Our Chief Decorator, who brings a touch of class to Bob's chaotic creations.

Bob's favorite pastime is reorganizing the office supply closet. He's a man of many hats, but not enough hair.

Recent Projects:

Ugly Couches - A line of furniture so uninviting, you'll never want to sit on it.

Neon Signs - Because who needs subtlety when you can blind your eyes with bright colors?

Submissions:

Bizarre Ideas - A collection of the most outlandish concepts to come from Bob's fertile brain.

Overly Complex Forms - Because who needs simplicity when you can make it hard to use?