Bob's Unremarkable Achievements
Third Place: The "I Tolerated My Family for a Whole Day" Award
After 12 hours, 45 minutes, and 13 seconds, Bob managed to survive an entire day with his family without being driven insane or developing a severe case of Stockholm syndrome.
Accomplishments include:
- Eating one meal without someone asking "Is it done yet?"
- Not getting into a fight with his brother, despite being provoked multiple times.
- Using the phrase "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my opinion" correctly 5 times in a row.
- Successfully navigating the minefield of family conversations without stepping on any emotional landmines.
First Place: The "I Actually Showed Up to Work" Award
Second Place: The "I Didn't Lose My Mind, But My Socks" Award