Team Members of the Coffee King

Meet the King

The King

The King, a.k.a. Brewster McSnugglepants, has been ruling the kingdom of Coffee with an iron fist and a penchant for over-roasting his beans.

Baristas of the Dawn

They wake you up, they fuel your day, but they never, ever, ever, ever get the coffee right.

This HTML page is about prophets of the kingdom of Coffee, with the King as the main character. The King is the ruler of the kingdom, and he has an iron fist and a penchant for over-roasting his beans. Below the main section, there are links to other pages about the Queen and the Baristas of the Dawn. The Baristas of the Dawn are the people who make the kingdom's coffee, but they never get it right. There are two subpages for the Baristas, one for Johnny Quick-Brew and one for Sarah Sleepy-Pot.