Chief Engineer, Chief Troublemaker, Chief Coffee Drinker
Ellen is our resident engineering genius, responsible for keeping the servers from imploding on a regular basis. When she's not busy reconfiguring the firewall to block yet another pesky script kiddie, she enjoys extreme knitting, extreme ironing, and extreme eating (of Cheetos). Her favorite programming language is C++, but only because it's the only one that can handle the complexity of her personality.