Marketing Wizard of the Neo-Brutalist Empire, Ellen is the mastermind behind the brand's explosive growth. She's got a PhD in "How to Make People Click on Your Ads" and is known for her unparalleled ability to sell ice to the Inuit.
With over a decade of experience in the marketing industry, Ellen has honed her craft to the point where she can sell a broken toaster as a luxury item. When she's not busy convincing you to click on our ads, she's busy sipping coffee and eating Cheetos in her office.
What People are Saying about EllenDid you know Ellen has a black belt in karate? It's true! (Don't ask her to do a demo, though. She's a little rusty.)
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