Feats of Bobo
Balthazar McSnazz: The Bobo Master
Balthazar McSnazz is the undisputed champion of Bobo. He can eat 37 bowls of Jell-O in one sitting. His Bobo-fueled feats include:
- Eating a whole pizza by himself in 3 minutes and 14 seconds
- Downing 5 gallons of milk in a single hour
- Breaking a Guinness world record for most Bobo-fueled hot dog eating contest wins
Bobo-Bot 3000: The Automated Bobo-Matic
Bobo-Bot 3000 is the world's first and only Bobo-powered robot. With the ability to generate 1,000,000 Bobo-based puns per minute, it's a true marvel of modern science.
- Can generate 100,000 Bobo-themed dad jokes in under 2 seconds
- Can assemble a Bobo-based jigsaw puzzle in under 1 minute
- Can recite the entirety of the Bobo Bible in under 4 hours