Glittery T. Bottomsworth's Questionable Skills

Glittery T. Bottomsworth, the world-renowned Expert in the Unlikely Discipline of Questionable Software Skills.

My skills include:

• Breaking software with reckless abandon
• Disassembling code into tiny, unrecognizable pieces
• Writing code that looks like it was written by a toddler with a penchant for explosives

I'm available for hire, but only if you're willing to sign a waiver stating you won't sue me if I accidentally delete your server.

Recent Projects:

Here are some of my recent, questionable accomplishments:

• That One Time I Broke the Internet
• The Great Server Wipe of 2018

Get in Touch:

Want to hire me to break something for you? Send me an email at glittery.bottomsworth@questionable.com.

Disclaimer:

I'm not actually qualified to do anything, but I'm good at pretending to be.