Jane the Bean Counter

Bean Counting Therapist

Expertise:

Beans. All kinds of beans.

Services:

Counting beans. Counting beans all day, every day.

Approach:

Therapeutic counting, with a focus on emotional bean-counting.

Availability:

Available for bean-counting sessions on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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Beans are my jam.
I'm not a bean, I'm a bean counter.
Bean counting is my passion.
I prophets, therefore I am a bean counter.

Disclaimer: This website is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to count beans without proper training or certification.