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John in IT - The man who single-handedly kept the entire company from imploding due to his sheer incompetence. His code is like a work of art, a masterpiece of 'accidentally' doing more harm than good. When he's not busy debugging his own bugs, John enjoys sipping on a cold one with the rest of the IT team, reminiscing about the good old days when they still had a functional help desk.
A critical database error caused the entire sales team to think they were all actually sales managers, leading to several awkward conversations with their spouses.
A rogue mouse somehow managed to get stuck in the server rack, causing an existential crisis in the marketing department, who were convinced it was a harbinger of doom.
John's attempt to 'improve' the Wi-Fi caused it to broadcast 'I Can See You Trolling' in bold, flashing red letters to the entire office, causing the IT team to question his sanity.