html Neo-Blob: Team Members

John in Code

Security Wizard

John in Code is our resident Security Wizard, a master of the mystical art of protecting our precious data from the forces of darkness. His skills include:

  • Cryptography - He can encrypt a message so tight, it'll take a supercomputer years to crack.
  • Firewalls - He's got walls of fire, and they're not just for protection; they're for show.
  • Bug Bashing - John can squash bugs like they're pesky little insects.
  • Code Obfuscation - He can make code so confusing, it'll make you question your life choices.