As the supreme code wrangler, I have spent eons crafting the most beautiful code the world has ever seen. My code is like a work of art, a masterpiece of semicolons and curly braces.

My team and I have created the most efficient, most elegant, and most aesthetically pleasing code known to man. We're talking 100% CSS3, 99% HTML5, and 100% JavaScript.

But wait, there's more! Our code is so perfect, so divine, that it has been known to make developers cry tears of joy. (Okay, maybe that's just me, but still...)

Bob-in-Security: The Security Guru