Brock McTroll
Our resident 1337 hax0r and occasional cat dad.
Samantha Snazzlesworth
Our team's resident expert in all things fluffy and cute.
Balthazar McSparkles
Our team's resident sparkly unicorn who refuses to wear pants.
Zorvath, the Great and Terrible
Our team's resident overlord who occasionally forgets what year it is.
Percival, the Incompetent
Our team's resident accident waiting to happen.
And 5 more members who are just as interesting, but less interesting than the ones you've already seen.