Our fearless marketer, Zorvath, has been selling snake oil to the unwary for years. He's a master of the art of making promises he can't keep, and breaking them with ease.
Chief Technical Officer, Balthazar
Balthazar is our resident genius, able to fix even the most complex problems with a few well-placed duct-tape and prayers. He's also an expert at making the codebase more complicated, one line at a time.