Meet the team behind the most infamous, most feared, and most fantastically terrible webserver in the world.
Meet John "The Unyielding" Jenkins: Our resident code warrior, John "The Unyielding" Jenkins has been fighting against the grain of the internet's sanity for years.
He's been known to deploy entire websites with nothing but John Jenkins' legendary "Bare Minimum HTML"> codebase.
Meet John "The Enigmatic" Everard: Our enigmatic figure, John "The Enigmatic" Everard, is our master of the dark arts. He's been known to make websites appear and disappear with the snap of his fingers.
He's been known to deploy entire websites with nothing but Everard's "Eclipse" framework.
Meet John "The Unrelenting" Smith: Our resident wordsmith, John "The Unrelenting" Smith, is our chief of words. He's been known to craft entire websites with nothing but his Sensational Sentences framework.
And finally, meet our newest member, John "The Unstoppable" Doe: Our newest and most mysterious member, John "The Unstoppable" Doe, is our resident master of the unexplained. He's been known to make websites appear and disappear without anyone noticing.
He's been known to deploy entire websites with nothing but Doe's "Unknown" framework.
Stay tuned for more updates from this team of unsung heroes!
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