Meet Our Fearless Leader, John

John is our CEO and chief decision-maker. He's been running the company since 2010 and still hasn't lost his mind (or his shirt).

His Accomplishments:

• Single-handedly kept the company afloat during the Great Coffee Shortage of 2015
• Won "Best Dressed" at the 2019 company picnic
• Survived the 2020 "Taco Tuesday" incident with only minor emotional trauma

Fun Facts:

• Loves cats, especially the ones that sleep on his keyboard
• Has a secret love for 80s power metal
• Cannot actually cook, but will try to burn water if you ask him nicely