John

Our resident coder extraordinaire, John, has been known to write code that's almost as beautiful as he is.

When not busy coding, John enjoys long walks on the beach, playing video games, and consuming copious amounts of coffee.

Here are some of John's favorite coding snippets:

Secret Code Snippets

• Secret Snippet 1: The infamous for-loop of doom
• Secret Snippet 2: The regex that stole the world
• Secret Snippet 3: The infinite while-loop of despair

Don't try this at home folks, these are highly advanced techniques and should only be attempted by certified professionals (i.e., John).

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