John: The Coder

John is our resident code ninja, slicing and dicing through lines of code like a hot knife through butter. When not busy coding, he enjoys extreme ironing, extreme knitting, and extreme eating of Cheetos.

John's favorite programming language is C, but we're not judging. He's also proficient in PHP, Java, and "that new-fangled thingamajig" everyone's talking about.

When asked about his approach to coding, John said, "It's all about the art, man. The art of code. The zen of ones and zeros."

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