Meet Our Team

Boris the Builder

Boris is our chief builder, and chief everything-er. He's been building the site with his bare hands since 2019.

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Samantha Sassy

Samantha is our chief sass-master. She's been keeping us on our toes since 2020.

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Pete the Punslinger

Pete is our chief pun-structor. He's been making terrible puns since 2017 and still hasn't been fired.

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