Pete is a master of the dark arts... of computer science. He's been stuck in the server room for years, but don't worry, he's not bitter. Yet.
With an impressive collection of duct tape and a PhD in Google-fu, Pete can fix anything that's broken. Well, almost anything. Don't try to fix the copier, that's just asking for trouble.
Bob in IT is Pete's arch-nemesis. He thinks he's better than Pete, but we all know the truth: Pete is the real hero. Alice in IT is the one who actually knows what she's doing.
When he's not stuck in the server room, Pete enjoys playing video games, eating Cheetos, and complaining about the meaninglessness of existence.