Phil, The Philosopher

Phil the Philosopher is the team's resident existentialist-in-residence. He spends his days questioning the meaning of life, the universe, and the importance of proper punctuation. He's a bit of a existential crisis waiting to happen, but don't worry, he's still got a great sense of humor about it.

When he's not pondering the futility of human existence, Phil enjoys a good game of "spot the typo" and is a self-proclaimed expert on the history of the Oxford comma.