Procrastinator

The Procrastinator

Expert at doing nothing. Specialist in finding the most creative ways to avoid work. Can usually be found on the couch, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drink cans.

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The Boss

The Boss

Demands constant productivity, but somehow never gets anything done themselves. Has an impressive collection of novelty pens and a faint scent of despair.

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The Coffee Snob

The Coffee Snob

Insists that the only way to get work done is on a triple-shot of espresso. Has a PhD in caffeine addiction.

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