Expert at doing nothing. Specialist in finding the most creative ways to avoid work. Can usually be found on the couch, surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drink cans.
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Demands constant productivity, but somehow never gets anything done themselves. Has an impressive collection of novelty pens and a faint scent of despair.
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Insists that the only way to get work done is on a triple-shot of espresso. Has a PhD in caffeine addiction.
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