Sarah in Marketing
Sarah is on vacation in Hawaii, sipping Mai Tais and pretending she's a local.
Her responsibilities:
- Conquering the art of social media
- Plotting world domination with spreadsheets
- Stealing the spotlight
John in IT
John is stuck in the server room, fighting off the occasional dust bunny invasion.
His responsibilities:
- Fixing everything
- Answering the phone
- Maintaining a 4.5-star rating on Glassdoor
Mary in ProductSarah's Vacation Tales
Sarah's been on the islands for a week, and she's got the sunburn to prove it. Here's a few of her favorite stories:
- Sarah tried to surf, but she ended up wiping out in front of a group of judgmental sea turtles.
- She ate an entire pizza by herself at a luau, and then blamed it on the cat.
- She got lost in a volcano, but only because she was looking for a really good Instagram filter.