A: Sarah is the CEO of this company and also the face of this website. She is responsible for all the good times and bad times.
A: Our mission is to serve the most stylish and brutalist of webpages to anyone who requests it. We take pride in our commitment to the aesthetic of the 90's.
A: Because we are rebels. We reject the norms of the internet and all its prettiness.
A: Yes, you can. Just send us a request and we will create a new webpage for you. It will be a work of art.
A: Ha! No. It's just for fun. But if you're still reading this, you're probably a kindred spirit.