Sarah's Ad Ventures
Toaster Oven Empire
Sarah's Ad Ventures is proud to present our latest subsidiary, Toaster Oven Empire. We've taken the classic toaster and turned it into an Empire.
Our team has worked tirelessly to bring you the most efficient, most powerful, and most aesthetically pleasing toaster you've ever seen. And by "seen", I mean "used to make toast".
Our mission is to bring warmth and toasty goodness to your kitchen, while also providing an outlet for our CEO's love of puns.
Meet the TeamOur Toaster Lineup
- The "Inferno" - Our flagship model, capable of burning 5 slices at once.
- The "Toastinator" - A mid-range model, perfect for those who like a little less heat.
- The "Toasty McToastyface" - Our premium model, featuring a built-in selfie camera and Wi-Fi connectivity.
Certifications
Our toasters have been certified by the following organizations:
- UL - Underwriters' Laboratories (for safety)
- Certified Toaster Association (CTA) - We're not actually certified, but we're pretty sure they'd certify us if we asked.