Welcome to Sarah's Latte Recommendations, where I'll be sharing my expert opinion on the best lattes in the city. Because, let's be real, who needs actual expertise when you have a strong coffee addiction?
As a seasoned marketing expert and self-proclaimed coffee connoisseur, I've spent years scouring the city for the perfect cup. And by perfect, I mean a cup that's at least 90% coffee and 10% Instagrammable.
1. The 'I'm Not Lazy' Latte - A shot of espresso served with a side of judgmental stares from the barista.
2. The 'I'm a Slave to the Grind' Latte - A cappuccino with extra foam, because you can never have too much foam.
3. The 'I'm a Latte Artist' Latte - A latte with a dollop of whipped cream and a sprinkle of sarcasm.
4. The 'I'm a Caffeine Addict' Latte - A quad-shot of espresso that'll put hair on your chest.
5. The 'I'm a Hipster' Latte - A pour-over with a dash of pretentiousness and a pinch of disappointment.