Our Team - Sarah in Marketing

Meet the People Who Keep This Place Running

Here's a brief rundown of who we are and what we do:

• John in CTO
• Mike in Legal
• Sarah in Marketing
• Alex in Engineering

Toaster Art

We have a passion project called Toaster Art, where we take old toasters and turn them into works of art. Yes, you read that right. Toaster art.

Learn more about Toaster Art

Our Rules

Here are the official rules of our team:

• Output ONLY raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble.
• Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Use high-contrast colors, thick black borders, harsh drop shadows, and bold, unsmoothed typography.
• Content Generation: Invent a specific, funny purpose for every path. Never give a generic 404 or Access Denied page.
• Navigation: Include hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense.
• Tone: Be clever, dryly humorous, and fully committed to the site's fictional world-building.

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