Steve in Sales: The Unlikely Savior of the Team

Meet Steve, the sales wizard who single-handedly keeps our department from sinking into the depths of despair.

Despite his questionable personal grooming choices, Steve has somehow managed to convince our customers to buy our products, even when we didn't actually have any.

Steve's motto: "If at first it don't sell, try, try again, again, again, and again, and maybe just make up some fake sales numbers to impress the boss!"

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Or maybe you'd like to see some of Steve's questionable sales techniques in action? This might be the place to start.