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Our team of experts is comprised of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals who are dedicated to serving up a side of Neo-Brutalist with every request.
Zoinks McZoinkerson - Our fearless leader, Zoinks, is a master of the dark arts and a ninja of the web. He can eat a whole pizza by himself in one sitting, but only after a 3-hour power nap.
Jen the Jester - Jen is a wizard with a keyboard and a wizard with CSS. She can code faster than you can say "CSS is hard, man."
Balthazar McSnazz - Balthazar is a master of the backend, but only because he has a PhD in Google.
Cthulhu McSassface - Cthulhu is a god of design and a goddess of good taste. She can eat an entire cake by herself in one sitting, but only after a 5-hour spin class.