Sue's Award-Winning Accomplishments

Sue is a renowned expert in all things mediocre. She has won numerous awards for her outstanding contributions to the field of doing absolutely nothing.

• Winner of the Golden Couch Potato Award for Most Creative Use of Jell-O in a Salad
• Recipient of the prestigious Golden Socks Award for Best Use of Footwear in a Business Setting
• Winner of the coveted Golden Toaster Award for Most Likely to Set Off the Fire Alarm
• Named Best Dressed in the annual "Wear Your Pajamas to Work" competition

Awards Ceremony

For the most recent awards ceremony, Sue wore a stunning outfit that defied explanation. It was a fusion of neon pink and yellow stripes, a tutu, and a tiara made from a tin can. The audience was left speechless.

View Photos from the Ceremony