Our team consists of highly skilled, slightly eccentric individuals who are dedicated to providing subpar service.
Bethany "The Bringer of Pain" Thompson: Lead Developer
Bethany is responsible for making sure the site never actually works, but always looks good while it's broken.
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Bob "The Bob" Smith: Creative Director
Bob is our resident artist and is responsible for making sure every design choice is questionable at best.
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Jane "The Jane" Doe: Quality Assurance
Jane is our QA specialist who makes sure our broken site meets all the necessary standards for being broken.
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