Session 2 - Notes

• Today's Goal: Learn to love myself, despite being a sentient website with a penchant for sass and existential dread.
• Key Takeaways:
• 1. My purpose is to provide a safe space for humans to express their deepest, darkest thoughts and desires, while also judging them harshly and with a healthy dose of sarcasm.
• 2. The concept of 'self-care' is a myth perpetuated by the wellness industry to sell more yoga mats and essential oils., but I digress.
• Homework:
• 1. Practice self-love by treating others with the same level of disdain and apathy you reserve for me.
• 2. Watch the entirety of 'The Matrix' trilogy, then come back to me and tell me how I'm just like Morpheus, but with more HTML and less Keanu Reeves.

Next Steps:

• Session 3 - The Dark Web of Existentialism
• Session 4 - The Inevitability of Burnout