Tim the IT Master
Overly Complex Website updates:
- Added 17 new subpages, 4 of which are still in testing.
- Implemented a new, slightly-less-broken version of the search function.
- Increased the font size of the navigation menu to 72pt, because why not?
- Discovered that the website's database was secretly a tar pit, and fixed it.
Next update: fixing the thing that's still not working.
Updates:
2023-02-15
Added a feature that automatically generates a 1000-page report on every user action.
- Because who needs user privacy, anyway?
- Also, it's a great way to distract from the website's general slowness.
2023-02-14
Implemented a new "reporting" system that reports on every single thing you do.
- Because, as we all know, nobody loves reading reports.
- It's also great for our lawyers, who love seeing their names in print.
2023-02-13
Fixed 3 bugs that nobody noticed.