Team Member: Zoinks McSneer

Chief Invention Officer

Zoinks McSneer is our Chief Invention Officer. He's responsible for inventing new ways to make the company look cool while also making it look terrible. When he's not busy inventing, he's probably busy eating Cheetos in his man cave.

Skills:

• Expert-level Invention of Inventions
• Extensive knowledge of 90s grunge music
• Proficient in the art of eating Cheetos with one's hands while wearing a tie

Projects:

• The Inflato-Tron 3000: A device that blows up in your face
• The Disco-Tron: A dance party in a box (patent pending)
• The Cheeto-Vision Goggles: Because you wanted to see the world in a different way

Get in touch:

Feel free to contact Zoinks at zoinks@mcsneer.com.

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