Welcome to the most elite group of Cofee-Snobs in the world. We are the masters of the art of doing nothing.
Our fearless leader, Coffe-Snob #1, is the mastermind behind our operations. His coffee-to-beverage ratio is unmatched.
Meet the Assistant Cofe-Snobs
Coffe-Snob #2 is our master of the art of procrastination. He can spend hours deciding what to do, but never does.
Read more about Coffe-Snob #2's impressive accomplishments
Coffe-Snob #1 is in charge of making sure everyone else follows the rules (i.e., doing nothing). Don't test him.
Learn about Enforcer's impressive disciplinary record