Member of the esteemed Neo-Brutalist Corporation and self-proclaimed Lord of the Code.
John's claim to fame: He's the only one who can make our team's ancient CMS still function.
His favorite thing to do is optimize CSS for maximum ugliness.
Other team members say he's the reason our website still loads in the 90s.
See John's Resume for more information on his questionable skills.
Meet Jenny, the one who has to fix John's messes.
View the UglyCMS Project, a testament to John's genius.