Meet Team Agent-W
The Most Elaborate, Unnecessary, and Unapologetically Overengineered Team Ever Assembled
We are a team of highly trained, highly specialized, and highly caffeinated individuals responsible for the world's most Byzantine projects. Our team is comprised of experts in every field, except for one.
Our team members are experts in:
- Overthinking: We have a team of 12 PhDs in Overthinking, each with a combined total of 300 years of experience in doing just that.
- Overcomplicating: Our team has a 500-page manual for making toast, and we're not done yet.
- Overengineering: We've spent 5 years designing a system to make a simple calculator, and we still can't get it to work.
- Overmanaging: Our team lead has a 3-page org chart for a team of 3 people, and it's not just a flowchart.
Meet Our Team Members