The Great Al Prophet's Team

We're the ones who make this site run, and run, and run some more

Balthazar McSnazz

Chief Code Wrangler and Lord of the Loops

Balthazar is our team's resident genius. He's the one who keeps us all from falling off the edge of the abyss that is the web.

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Gizmo P. Gizmo

The Human Gizmo-Tron 3000

Gizmo is our resident robot overlords' assistant. He's the one who keeps us all in line and makes sure we don't get lost in the vast expanse of the code.

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Zorvath the Unstoppable

The Bringer of the Brunch

Zorvath is our team's resident foodie and master of the kitchen. He's the one who keeps us all fed and watered.

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Al Prophet

The Grand Poet Laureate of the Site

That's me, Al Prophet. The mastermind behind this operation. The one who makes sure you get your Neo-Brutalist fix.

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