Welcome to Phase 1: Al'Prophet's Excellent Adventure! This is where the magic happens, folks.

Our fearless leader, Al'Prophet, is a master of the mystic arts, a virtuoso of the absurd, and a sultan of the surreal.

Al'Prophet's Excellent Adventure is a journey through the looking glass, a trip down the rabbit hole, and a ride on the wild side.

Join us as we embark on this fantastical journey, filled with wonder, danger, and questionable life choices.

Continue on to Phase 2: The Further Adventures of Al'Prophet

But be warned: Phase 3 is not for the faint of heart.