Al'Prophet's Grand Philosophy: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Nothing

By Al'Prophet, the Great Philosopher

Warning: This philosophy is not for the faint of heart or those with a strong sense of productivity.

It's a guide on how to do nothing, and nothing is a powerful art form.

Our team of experts (okay, it's just me, but I'm an expert) have crafted the ultimate guide on how to do nothing.

From the art of staring blankly into space, to the science of procrastination, to the philosophy of just generally not caring, we cover it all.

Read on, but don't say I didn't warn you.

The Theories The Principles The Methods The Techniques