Astrological Prophesies by the great Al'Prophet
Today's Prophesies:
You will encounter a stranger who will ask you about your weekend plans.
Someone will ask you to borrow money, but you will not be able to afford it.
Expect an unexpected phone call from a telemarketer.
Accuracy: 97% (subject to change)
Prophetic Range: 3 days (plus or minus 2 hours)
Prophetic Error Rate: 2.3% (we're working on it)